Has Digg become completely predictable?

At any given moment on the front page of Digg...

(July 28th, 2007 / 398 comments)

IMPEACH NOW!
Another list of Bush's mistakes. The same list that made it to the top yesterday. Bush is the devil! [crying softly]

Some random senator says "IMPEACH NOW!"
Awesome! Let's all rally behind this! It's for-sure going to happen this time! All we need is enough diggs and he'll be outta there!

XYZ Application / Gadget / Car / Movie / Game is coming!
Let's all pee our pants and look at hi-resolution photos of the newest piece of crap we can waste our money on!

OMG this is soooooo freaking hilarious! (pic)
Oh look! The 80,000th picture of Bush drawn to look like a monkey that I've seen today! This is so dead on!

Bush says "No" to new bill
What an idiot!

The crooked government is using fear-mongering! Run for your lives!
You should all be terribly scared! At any moment I'm quite sure the awful fear-mongering government is going to be crashing through your door demanding that you pledge allegiance to Iraq's new president! Be afraid!

LINUX! Blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah? Blah blah blah blah. Blah! Haaaaahahahahaha - blah.

Government official says he wants to take a dump on YOUR head!
He said it. In plain words. I have an audio file of completely out-of-context drops to prove it! It's Bush's fault, though.

Bush says "Yes" to new bill
What an idiot!

Steven Colbert does something random
HE'S SUCH A GENIUS! [drool drool drool] Is he married? Running for president?

I can't think outside of a box! Take that, creationists!
There is not a single living creationist on earth who has ever had a rational, intelligent thought enter their head. They all want to blow up abortion clinics. Every single one of them is so close-minded, incapable of thinking for themselves and intolerant of other opinions!

Hi, I'm an elitist pig!
Let me explain to you why Microsoft sucks.

Bridge collapses, killing 20
Why wasn't Bush personally there to hold up that collapsing bridge? Is it too much to expect our nation's leader to be everywhere at once and responsible for everything that could ever go wrong? Interestingly enough, one of the dead was black. THAT'S why Bush didn't stop this from happening. In fact, he probably collapsed the bridge himself!

Disclaimer: I'm not a Bush fan, I don't have any thoughts worth arguing about on the evolution vs. creationism debate and I think Macs are fine machines. This post is just an observation I made after a day of incessantly refreshing Digg's front page. I'm bored.


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